Solid Sterling Music
Slingin' Beer And Callin' The Cops (Female/Country)
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Lyrics
VERSE
The screen door's broken and so is my heart
You've gone screamin' and the car won't start
I wanta leave and take the kids with me
But you won't let us go, so I'll just be, yeah

CHORUS
Slingin' beer and callin' the cops
Gettin' on TV wearin' my flipflops
We don't need no relationship doc
Just leave us alone; this has gone over the top

VERSE
Fightin' in the yard; lots of shovin' around
Holdin' my own 'til you pushed me to the ground
Here come the cops, and they're just in time
I was headin' out back to get my bag of lime, yeah

Repeat CHORUS/SOLO/VERSE
Now six packs and you are not a good mix
By the time you were through, there was nothing to fix
Now you gotta know we're through with your kicks
So get on down the road, man; hit the bricks, yeah

Repeat CHORUS/BRIDGE
We've been through this way too many times
It's time for you to go; leave it all behind
I always let you off, but this time, no pass
On your way out, don't step in the broken glass, yeah, yeah

Repeat CHORUS (2x)/TAG
Just leave us alone; we'll be gone when you get out

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
UMC © 2019 & SR © 2025 Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.

Metadata:
Legal: One-stop contracting.
Own rights to UMC and SR.
Contact phone number: 832.444.4848 (text/mobile)
Email: don@solidsterlingmusic.com
Mood: Sassy; Brassy; Bold; Earthy
Length: 3:24
ISRC: QZ37R1900434
BMI: 20879664
ISWC: T9180397799
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Don Tomlinson
Music Credits: Don Tomlinson
Publisher Credits: Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
Metadata
Song Length: 3:24
Primary Genre: Country-Traditional
Secondary Genre: Country-General
Lead Vocal: Female Vocal
Era: 2000 and later