VERSE
I knew for sure when love was through
I was glad I'd be movin' on
I was already thinkin' about me and you
Thank God and Greyhound she's gone
PRE-CHORUS
So now it's in with the new, out with the old
I was thinkin' everything was under control
CHORUS
OMG, she's back like a heart attack; truck drove up, she started to unpack
But that old couch ain't gonna fit through my new front door, no, no
She's back like a root canal; holy crap, what do I do now?
And that old rug just ain't going on my new wood floor, no no
Woah is me, OMG, she's back
VERSE
Standing on the porch I could hardly speak
Does she believe I want her back in my life?
I was shoutin' and wavin' our divorce decree
Does she think she's still my wife?
PRE-CHORUS
She never even looked at me or at the decree
With suitcase in hand, she said "excuse me, man"
Second CHORUS
OMG, she's back like a heart attack; she's nuts, plumb off the track
I see her damned old cat, but there ain't no kitty door anymore
She's back like a root canal; please, someone, can you tell me how
To make her see things could never be like they were before, no no
Whoa is me, OMG, she's back
SOLO/PRE-CHORUS
She said that settlement don't mean a thing to me
'Cause the bottom line is I never agreed
Third CHORUS
OMG, she's back like a heart attack, but now she'll have to face the fact
She was gone; we moved on, it was clear, nothin' left to fear, no no
She's back like a root canal; holy crap, she don't belong here now?
There ain't room enough for all of us in here, no no
Whoa is me, OMG, she's back
TAG
She might not have signed hers, but she's signed mine
She needs back in that truck, disappear from sight
Whoa is me, OMG, she's back
Words & Music by Don Tomlinson & Jon Ingram & Jack Greer
UMC © 2023 Solid Sterling Music & Klub Knukle Music (BMI)
SR © 2025 Solid Sterling Music
All Rights Reserved.
Length: 3:59
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