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I Just Cannot Be This Age (Country)
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VERSE
Somebody asked how old I am, and I could not remember
The best that I could say was something about September
So they asked around, somebody said:
"He's so damned old he's died and come back from the dead."
PRE-CHORUS
When he positively said the number, oh, I almost fainted
CHORUS
I can't be this age
If I were, I couldn't have sex
I can't be this age
I must be Generation X
No, I just cannot be this age
VERSE
Since everyone agrees, I guess the number it will stick
No way I'm givin' up; no way I'm callin' in sick
Why just last night I was havin' sex with a pretty young chick
At least that's what she said; I hope she wasn't just playin' a trick
PRE-CHORUS
What does it say that when I get up I look in the paper to see if I died?
Repeat CHORUS/BRIDGE
They say age is just a number; what's real is how you feel
I'm feelin' fine so "Father Time" must be lyin' to me again
SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/SOLO/Repeat CHORUS/TAG
Now I don't care what anyone says, I just cannot be this age
Length: 3:14
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Lyrics Credits: Don Tomlinson
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Music Credits: Don Tomlinson
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Producer Credits: Solid Sterling Music, LLC
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Publisher Credits: Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
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Song Length: 3:14
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Primary Genre: Country-Traditional
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Secondary Genre: Country-General
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Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
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Era: 2000 and later
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