Solid Sterling Music
The Emergency Room
 
Lyrics
VERSE
I was layin' there on the couch, too tired to move
Surely to goodness, I had nothin' left to prove
But there she came wantin' me back in the groove
I said, baby, I'm a willin' man if you just would

VERSE
Hand me another pill, I'll get right on up
The stairs to the bedroom with all my love
I'll give you another thrill, oooh; this horse can buck
Has it been four hours? Damn it, just my luck

PRE-CHORUS
Now this ain't no reality TV show
It's the kind of reality that's really real...

CHORUS
Makin' love took me to the emergency room
To get the blush knocked right off the bloom
When I saw that needle, ooh, I started to shout
But I never felt a thing 'cause I passed plum out

RIDE

VERSE
She drove me home, then in just about an hour
She appeared at my door holdin' the power
One blue, one brown; she said I should take both
Yeah, I don't believe it, either, but, on my oath

Repeat CHORUS

RIDE

Repeat CHORUS

TAG
You know, actually, that second time
I passed out on the way into the E-R.
When I woke up, the doctor told me if it happened again
To please just take my fool self somewhere else.
Yeah, well, I understand. Mmmmh!

Words & Music by Don Tomlinson
© 2019 Solid Sterling Music (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.
Credits
Lyrics Credits: Don Tomlinson
Music Credits: Don Tomlinson
Producer Credits: Don Tomlinson
Publisher Credits: Solid Sterling Music
Performance Credits: Don Tomlinson
Description
Short Song Description:
This guy's partner can't seem to get enough sex with the result that he must go the emergency room because he develops the "four-hour" problem.
Long Song Description:
This guy's partner can't seem to get enough sex with the result that he must go the emergency room because he develops the "four-hour" problem. Even worse, he must go back a second time in the same day for the same problem. This time the ER doc tells him not to come back again.
Story Behind the Song:
No back story. Just pure craft.
Metadata
Song Length: 2:57
Primary Genre: Country-Traditional
Secondary Genre: Country-General
Tempo: Medium (111 - 130)
Lead Vocal: Male Vocal
Subject Matter 1: Pain
Subject Matter 2: Numbness
Mood 1: Frenzied
Mood 2: Depressing
Similar Artist 1: Travis Tritt
Similar Artist 2: Hank Williams Jr.
Language: English
Era: 2000 and later
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